Jeanette's Happenings and Fun Stuff
 Issue 3 Volume 1  |  June 15, 2006
           Mystery and Magic -- Live the Impossible!

  

Citizen's Police Academy,

Salem,

Oregon 

In my joyful attempt to learn more stuff to put in my mystery books, I joined the Citizens' Police Academy last fall. In addition to being an eye-opener, it was a great deal of fun.

One of my favorite classes was "Simunitions"  All academy members, duly kitted out in Kevlar and helmets, were issued paint-ball guns. The guns are modified Glocks , of the sort used by police. (Although the real ones tend to have bullets in them, rather than paint balls. Just in case you wondered.) In the simulations, the police play the bad guys, and hide behind things, or come out shooting when you're not expecting them. Throughout, we were supposed to try to do things in accordance with the law. It's amazingly difficult to remember how many warnings to give when people are shooting at you.

I'll confess, I had a few mishaps, though. As one policeman said, slightly exasperated, “You’re supposed to tell me I’m under arrest before you shoot me.” I also had a personal revelation. When you’ve got a Glock semi-automatic paintball gun in your holster, do NOT pull the trigger! I had a couple of nice bruises to display in slightly indelicate places. Though it was kind of fun, having the bad guy (cop) run over, yelling “are you all right?”

 

 

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AT RISK OF BEING A FOOL
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Chapter One

A human tornado barreled across the parking lot. Jeanie McCoy, sitting behind her steering wheel, enjoyed the spectacle. Sorrel Quintana, the tornado, looked like a model for an arcade game heroine, with a lush figure, smoldering eyes, her every motion a symphony of controlled mayhem. Jeanie’s young grandson was enamored of such games. She wondered what Andy would make of Sorrel Quintana. Probably, he’d drool at a safe distance, peering around the edge of a dumpster. Andy was a child of great good sense. Sorrel, on the other hand—

The car door flew open, and Sorrel landed on the seat with a thud, yanking the door closed an instant later. Jeanie noted the flushed cheeks and the quick rise and fall of her chest, and mentally backed off a pace.

“Good,” she said. “I’m glad you found me.”

“Can we get the hell out of here?” Sorrel set her electric-green vinyl purse against her thigh and snapped the safety belt in one smooth motion. She glared at the industrial gray building hulking in front of the car. “God, he’s a bastard.” Randy Firman, Sorrel’s parole officer, had an office tucked into gray stone anonymity carcely a mile from the Oregon Capitol building.

“Hmmm,” said Jeanie. “Sorry you had a rough time.” The newspaper crumpled under Sorrel’s shifting feet. “Let me get that out of your way.”

Sorrel snatched the paper. “I’ve got it.” She shrugged herself into the corner against the door, half-facing Jeanie. The newspaper rustled, trapped under Sorrel’s lap belt. “Can we just go?” She caught Jeanie’s glance at the newspaper, and yanked it loose. “I’m folding it, all right? You happy?”

“Yes, thank you.” Jeanie drove out of the parking lot, heading north. She glanced at Sorrel, wondering how much classwork she’d manage to get out of the girl today. Not much, likely.

“What are you staring at?”

“I was admiring your fingernails.” Thirty years of teaching had taught Jeanie McCoy a thing or two. Indirection and small surprises worked better than confrontation. And they were nice nails, perfectly shaped, probably glued on yesterday: Revlon’s finest, coated with poisonous green. Sorrel’s blouse, artfully decorated with large green sequins, spilled open in front, displaying an impressive cleavage. Darker green shadowed her eyes, shining with something indefinable, picking up the gloss of her raven-black hair. The earrings twirled lightly, a lacquered fantasia in green and bronze. How did she manage the artful effects under the rigors of life at Bright Futures Transition Facility for Girls? She must stash makeup everywhere: at school, in the van, and at work. Certainly, the buttons came undone in the step from the Bright Futures’ van to the sidewalk.

Jeanie ruffled her own short white hair, still spattered with its original brown. “Your sense of style is better than mine ever was.” Sorrel’s face softened. The two bright spots in her cheeks faded. Mentally, Jeanie gave herself a point for defusing tension. Kherra had been right. Coaching students through their General Equivalency Diplomas, or GEDs, was infinitely preferable to sitting around the house, fretting about Edward. “Just toss the paper in the back. Sorrel?”

Sorrel’s eyes were riveted on the paper.

“Sorrel, is there a problem?”

“No,” Sorrel said, a small strangled sound. Her reddened cheeks flushed deeply, then went sheet-white. She threw the paper into the back seat, flipped down the visor, and groped through her purse for lipstick.

Jeanie turned into a narrow parking lot behind the pink stucco building. The administrative offices that housed the GED school were a conglomerate of public services and cheaply rented professional offices. The two-story building, painted an incongruous pink with white trim, always reminded Jeanie of a petrified birthday cake.

“Sorrel, are you all right? You look ill.”

“I’m fine.” Sorrel scrabbled her makeup together. She jumped out the door while the car was still rolling, and fled to the doorway.

Jeanie slammed on the brakes. She’d probably run to the bathroom, to rebuild her armor in front of a larger mirror. Sorrel’s rages were legendary, but she hadn’t looked mad just now. She’d looked scared. Jeanie retrieved the newspaper, trying to steel her heart against her protective instinct. She’d fought the same battle on a daily basis for thirty years. She nearly always failed.

Jeanie scanned the paper, still opened to the third page. After skimming interviews with legislators explaining a third round of social service budget cuts, she found the small article.

  Explosion on Construction Site

Salem , Oregon . An explosion at a north central Salem construction site critically wounded one man as a homemade explosive device exploded at five forty-five p.m. last evening. The blast severely injured Bryce Wogan and partially destroyed a truck owned by Delancey Brothers Contractors.

The victim was found by Daniel Rivera, assistant foreman, and rushed to the Salem Hospital , where he is reported to be in critical condition. Police are conducting investigations. The work crew includes at least one minor presently engaged in a work-release program through the Oregon Youth Authority. Delancey Brothers Contractors has offered a reward for information leading to the conviction of the person or persons responsible.

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AT RISK OF BEING A FOOL
by Jeanette Cottrell
published by Five Star/Thomson Gale

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